A Chinese Wedding

"Wait, was that the ceremony?" This was my response to the Chinese wedding I attended at the beginning of January. It seemed like more of a variety show than a actual wedding. Allow me to explain...
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About 2 months ago I was asked to be in a Chinese wedding by a friend of the happy couple. "Really? Why?" were the only words I could find at that moment. Yes, I know that sounds a bit rude and ungrateful, but hear me out. In China, being an American -- white face, brown hair, blue eyes -- means being a bit of a celebrity. The myriad of photos taken (even during my class by my students), the constant yells of "hello!" as I pass by followed by the giggles of both gals AND guys, the stupid requests to perform at competitions we've only been invited to watch, being taken places so that people can be seen with us...it's ridiculous and confusing. So often it's just: "TIAOWU HOUZI TIAOWU" (dance monkey dance). Now you might understand my reaction when, not even knowing the bride or the groom but only the daughter of the groom's father's friends, I was asked to be the maid of honor. The MAID OF HONOR! I've never even seen these people before! But, as the American girl and in hopes of another China adventure, I tiaowu-ed.
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I packed my overnight bag with 5 different outfits, not knowing what to wear as the maid of honor in a Chinese wedding. It was only when we arrived at a location a few hours away that I was informed that my services were no longer needed. (Typical of Chinese agreements to "save face" and not expose the breaking of an agreement until the absolute last moment when it seems like an unavoidable, unforeseen crisis [which it isn't] and then you are stuck with whatever they had intended.) It turns out, most people...actually, all except the bride and groom...wear jeans and sweaters to the wedding. It's incredible casual. I felt so under dressed but I was the same as everyone else. It even looked like one kid was wearing pajamas.
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We sat in the banquet room of the hotel waiting for the couple to arrive. (Since there are no churches as we have in America, couples typically get married in hotels.) There must have been 20 or 30 tables set up for all the guests. We, the token Americans, sat with the extended family. My fellow monkeys didn't get enough sleep the night before which was evident by the way they held their heads in their hands in an attempt to comfort their throbbing heads from the blaring high-pitched Chinese music. I just laughed and took pictures.
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Fog machines, colorful stage lights, Enya...typical Chinese wedding pre-game festivities.
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Photos of the couple were set up all around the hotel, including a WAY larger-than-life poster at the entrance of the hotel. This gigantic picture spanned 20 feet and went from the floor to the elevated ceiling. As we were told, the wedding photos are very important with a lot of time and money going toward them. The couple was photographed by lakes and rivers and fields and forests and parks and houses and everywhere. We were amazing at the amount and variety of pictures.
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The bride and groom appeared once they had finished greeting all the guests. Pandemonium erupted as they walked into the room. They walked together down the elevated, colorfully illuminated aisle-- all I could think was "Project Runway". There was music and cheering and stage lights. It was as if the ceremony was the reception. The party had already started.
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I couldn't hear most of the ceremony but that's okay because it was mostly in Chinese. It all looked very Western: the exchange of vows, the music, the kiss. But there was no designated officiant (or maybe I was just too short to see above the Asian people). It seemed as though they were marrying themselves or that there were a few emcees to provide a little structure to the ceremony. I'm still unclear on all that happened. I don't even know what to call it since the couple was already married and had been for several months. This was an additional ceremony for the friends and extended family. The funny thing was that a good percentage of the guests weren't even watching. They were just sitting at the tables munching on snacks and chatting with those around him. I bet half of the people were paying attention only to know when the food would come. And it did -- for the next hour.
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We ate and ate and ate. Perhaps the most fun we had was watching the consumption of the raw lobster with wasabi soy sauce. An unsuspecting guest at our table dipped his piece into the huge mound of wasabi and proceeded to take a bite. We, the monkeys, just stared with eyes wide open waiting for the reaction. His face was calm and then his brow furrowed in wonder of why we were so activley staring at him. It took longer than expected but the wasabi hit and we all laughed as he frantically gulped down orange juice and red wine. It was surely a memorable experience.
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More on this later and other stories. Gotta catch my flight to America!!!

And I'm Back...for a day.

I just returned from my 3 week traveling adventure (returning only 2 days late -- trouble at the airports to say the least). So many things to tell but not nearly enough time before my flight tomorrow. Yes, I'm leaving again. This time, going to the great US of A!
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So, here is the introduction -- the beginning of my story of the past month.

This is Christmas...???...Really?!

So, I've had time to collect my thoughts on the whole "Christmas in China" experience...and I still don't have the words to adequately and accurately describe it.
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I actually managed to decorate my apartment and make it look semi-Christmasy. In fact, my apartment still looks like Christmas and will until the 28th of January when I get back from my travels. (Forgot to take it all down before I left.) Anyway, the decorations were...ARE as follows: I spend a whopping 18 kuai ($2.5) on a Charlie Brown Christmas tree -- complete with lights that had 8 different blinking settings! Stockings were difficult to come by. I bought the only 2 in Beibei and were they gaudy! But my Chinese friends (more like sisters) loved them all the same.
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On Christmas Eve, we (the English teachers and some of our friends) had a potluck dinner at my apartment. There was a wide assortment of American and Chinese dishes and no one left hungry. I was in charge of mashed potatoes and somehow managed to pull off fudge too (but it was nothing compared to yours, Grannie!) In addition we had grilled veggies, salad, rolls, duck & chicken (feet and heads included!), ganbien tu dou (Chinese fries), dougan (firm tofu) and spring onions, lotus, and so much more... But it would not be complete without baijiu (thanks Robb). This is the most disgusting alcohol -- the celebratory drink of China. I can't even begin to describe it. The smell alone makes me sick and the taste...death in a bottle at 57% (that's kinda low for Baijiu) -- but the Chinese love it. We kinda see it as a mark of strength if you can take a sip without grimacing. If you've had it, you know what I'm talking about.
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But the main story of our Christmas in China was what happended in downtown Beibei. I had heard stories but never witnessed it. It definitely lived up to its reputation. Here's the account of our adventure. Believe me if you can...
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The 8 of us -- Kyle, Drew, Keegan, Jackie, Tracey, Evan, Evan's girlfriend, and me -- jumped on a surprisingly uncrowded little yellow bus and headed toward the weirdest and most confused Christmas celebration I have ever partaken in. Walking down to the main square, the massive population of China in evident; people fill the walkway and the streets but, unlike in America, I (standing at 5 feet 2 inches) can almost see over the crowd. Street vendors selling inflatable bats and aerosal cans of fake snow (more like soap suds) are a dime a dozen. I convince the guys to go in on a purchase of bats with me. They reluctantly agree.
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The entire square is filled with people beating the crap out of their family and friends while covering each other in the fake snow. As soon as we have our bats in hand, the fighting begins. Being the token foreigners, we are attacked by anyone and everyone. And if you ran, they ran after you. At times all I could do was cover my head with my arms and search for safety (laughing the whole time though). Tracey and I had a epic battle across the entire square and back again -- everyone wondering what in the world we were doing. A classic moment came when Keegan was attacked multiple times by a group of 14 year old girls -- all we did was stand back and laugh as he struggled against the onslaught of bats.
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After a few hours, we were worn out and decided to retire from fighting. Our great Christmas adventure was over but it will never -- it CANNOT be -- forgotten.
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Jackie, Tracey, and I spent Christmas together. Opening present and cooking an amazing breakfast (which half consisted of leftovers). The other teachers came by later and a puzzle was attempted as is tradition in my family. Dinner was the Chongqing classic -- Hot Pot -- which we ate at the base of the mountain in Beibei with our Chinese teacher and her parents. It was a nice conclusion to our Christmas in China -- a mix of East and West.
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Picutres are here: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2050565&l=4c202&id=42901658